Soviet Doorstop
1. when your saluting sergent gets slammed into a door.
2. the act of injuring someone with something on hinges. ex: slamming a door into someone, smashing someone’s face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
1.
guy: i woke up hungover and f-cking got soviet doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
guy #1: that prude b-tch wouldn’t give me head.
guy #2: oh that sucks -ss, dude.
guy #1: then she f-cking told me to shut off zeppelin and drive her home!
guy #2: hah, what did you do?
guy #1: i left led zeppelin on, and when i dropped her off at her house, i gave her a swift soviet doorstop with my car door.
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