sozzages
an important ingredient in any ‘make up’ meal, like ‘make up’ s-x, you sacrifice your time and effort so that trust is regained in a relationship, unlike ‘make up’ s-x, you get to eat sausages, unless you..i mean, i don’t have a problem with that, each to his own and everything.
woman: you absolute b-st-rd! how could you do that to me in front of all those people.
man:i’m so sorry, look, i cooked you sozzages
woman:(eats the sozzage) mmm, c-mberland, my favourite, you’re forgiven.
man: woot!
a mix between soz, and sausages.
a great invention by lauren, yay.
i am sozzages!
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