Space Bitches
a commercial for the university of michigan. it has a shot of the earth from outer sp-ce, with a shuttle slowly approaching as “hail to the victors” plays.
harvard grad: our alumni make up 70% of fortune 500 ceos.
northwestern grad: we have many famous entertainers and journalists.
michigan grad: sp-ce b-tches. sp-ce.
an internet girlfriend. a significant other met through the internet who you have not met in person.
i was talking to my sp-ce b-tch in ventrilo the other day. i really wish we she didn’t live so far away so we could have a real relationship.
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