Space Flag
when a man and a woman are having s-x in a bed and the man lays on his back, his p-n-s erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her v-g-n- lands over the man’s p-n-s (his p-n-s entering her v-g-n-) leaving him unharmed.
guy 1: mary tried to perform the “sp-ce flag” on me last night.
guy 2: did you let her? did it work?
guy 1: i think my d-ck is broken. i think i need medical attention.
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