space suit
slang term for a condom. especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. and of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in sp-ce.
doctor: okay now ron, i am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental adonis 9000 smart condom. created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. it’s also supposed to feel like a real skin p-n-s and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.
ron jeremy: umm, alright sure doc i’ll be happy to try it out. -feminine moaning in the background- honey, just relax! i know how h-rny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(v-g-n-) while i put this sp-ce suit on!
doctor: thank you ron! but remember to take it off before ejaculating!
ron jeremy: i will, doc.
-moments later, ron and his female s-x partner have finished doing their thing and ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results-
ron jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)holy sh-t this baby does work! my -rg-sms and her -rg-sms are much more intense!
doctor: i am proud of you ron! and my invention!
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