Spack Metaller


sp-ck metaller (spāk mět’l-lər)

a type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre ‘black metal’) who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early emperor, burzum etc is troo and kvlt.

they’re so full of hate for everyone who isn’t as sp-ck metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.

if you get two or more sp-ck metallers together they can be dangerous. they’d blow up a cradle of filth gig if they knew how!
“that sp-ck metaller who serves fries in burger king tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a cradle of filth t-shirt.”

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