spackle
verb: to spray with c-m, or to smear c-m over your partner’s skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
after pounding her in the -ss, he pulled out and sp-ckled her crack.
wet and runny sh-t being forced out of your -ss by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl…walls and all.
(1) “dude i have to sh-t bad, i think i’m going to sp-ckle!!!”
(2) “i’ll let you take a sh-t in my toilet
only if you don’t sp-ckle.”
usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.
“i need to sp-ckle that hole as the children like to tear up the house.”
to explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own -ss. due to it’s uncontrollability and power, many people have sp-ckled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4′ radius just short of sitting down. it often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.
i drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to sp-ckle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.
to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.
jeremiah: yo why are you walking so wierd?
uncle bobby: i just sp-ckled myself.
when you thought you had to fart but p–p came out….
oops i just sp-ckled in my shorts!!!
when someone misplaces your casual reading gl-sses
where are my gl-sses? i thought i put them in this gl-sses case?!
no, i put them in your other gl-sses case. sorry, i sp-ckled you.
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