Spackle Ass


sp-ckle -ss is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. the person with sp-ckle -ss may feel as if hot sp-ckle (or glue) has been poured in between the -ss cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. sp-ckle -ss also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a sh-t for a long period of time. the best remedy for sp-ckle -ss is a hot shower. if not a shower, then a hot, co-rs- rag usually helps get rid of the sp-ckle -ss.
i really need a shower, peggy. i got a bad case of sp-ckle -ss while driving up here, and it’s starting to burn.

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