Spackle Bandit
the act of an unknown person leaving layers of sh-t on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
guy 1: dude, that was quick i thought you had to sh-t.
guy 2: it looks like i’m going to have to postpone until i get home. it seems the sp-ckle bandit has struck again.
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