Spadafore
the state of being whereas one has extremely bad luck..in fact, the worst luck in the world at any given moment in time. if you are referred as “spadafore” before you are about to do something stupid…immediately rethink what you are about to do, because there is a 99.9% chance you will be caught…especially by your parents
“hey dude…wanna drive around going 120 down the 101 with 5 chicks in the car at 2 am?”
“na man you look kinda spadafore right now, and i don’t wanna get caught with you”
“what?!? do i? sh-t, k well maybe my parents will gps track my car..i better not”
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