spading
the activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire s-xual favours from a particular target (spade victim).
i spaded her -ss. now i get to tap it!
i am the spade king because chicks spade me!
to flirt with someone
i had a great time spading at that party
similar to spooning, the acto of fitting together with a spade for self pleasure.
aaron decided to do some spading before digging up his garden.
sh-gging a chick. think of your d-ck as the spade and her as the earth.
sorry i’m late i was spading the wife.
using the p-n-s to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.
after she blew me i spaded her -ss… nothing like spading those dirty ho’s
(verb)to forcibly remove someone’s geitalia/reproductive capabilities by way of a sharpened gardening spade.
generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumb-sses from having kids)
spader, get that spade away from me, keep it away, nooooo!
p.s. the arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why bin laden is such a f’ed up “man”. spader got a grant for that one.
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