Spadookle
a slap in the face with a p-n-s.
“i head jeff spadookled kim pretty hard at that party”
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the refined way of saying “talking out of your -ss” father (to son): watch the skies, boy! there’s chemtrails everywhere!! mother (to father): honey, you promised no more speaking from your r-ct-m during dinner…
- Specjaculate
an explosion of speculation over something very small. that guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him. verb to cause a fanboy to spontaneously -j-c-l-t- over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products. mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored apple ivideophonepod.
- Sperms perm
the act of dispensing a hot load in a woman’s hair after receiving a bl-w j-b then it drying in their hair. i blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. i didn’t know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.
- spittleback
a man faking an -rg-sm ,therefore spitting on the girls’ back,making her think he got off. she had way more emotionally invested than me so i had 2 “spittleback” the b-tch 2 get away from her! there’s really only 1 time u can get away with spitting on a girl…”spittleback”
- squatter's rights
when you “own” an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line. “can you save my seat?” “nah man it’s up for fair game” “c’mon…squatter’s rights”