spaff gamble
deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
i feel like some relief, but jane’s only gone out for 10 minutes. should i or shouldn’t i? this is a bit of a spaff gamble.
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