Spaghetti

adjective:

to spaghetti is to find yourself in an awkward situation whether in a crowd, or between yourself and an individual you attempted to avoid. spaghetti-ing can also occur if you lose your words in conversation and find yourself stuttering or repeating yourself. these situations are referred to as ‘ spaghetti’ because once one spaghetti falls ( one social error), the rest will continue to pour out with heavy weight and embarr-ssment.

-spaghetti-ed: past tense
-spaghetti-ing: present participle
” every time i run into matt at the bakery i totally spaghetti around him, we have nothing in common and he always tries to force the conversation.”
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although usually referring to an italian meal made of noodles with sauce, spaghetti can be used as a form of slang to mean an embarr-ssing act, general awkwardness or faux pas. if one commits such an act, it is called “dropping” spaghetti.
guy 1: “yo dude, check out tad creepin’ on that girl.”
guy 2: “that’s all kinds of spaghetti.”
the great food bestowed upon us by mama luigi
mama luigi’s catchphrase is”i hope you made lotsa spaghetti!”
girls who are straight until wet
(two girls are making out)
person a: i thought sarah was straight
person b: kinda,she’s spaghetti
delicious pasta dish, also known as “spaghetti bolognese”; spaghetti noodles with tomato sauce and ground beef; world’s single greatest meal
my grandma makes the world’s greatest spaghetti!
it is the hallowed name of the one who, by his noodly appendage and under the influence of the holy booze, has bestowed us this wonderfully imperfect world.
flying spaghetti monster, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…

ramen.
straight when dry, bent when wet. aka straight when sober, gay when drunk
oh tom’s a spaghetti is he..
italian mobster

most commonly seen in movies similar to scarface
hey man, you want the money?
well you’re going to have to kill all the spaghettis!