spaghetti penis
1) a p-n-s that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.
2) a long, thin, and flaccid p-n-s.
1) she gave me a real spaghetti p-n-s last night.
2) i don’t think i’ll call him back; he had a spaghetti p-n-s.
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