spaghetti pockets
the unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite s-x.
spaghetti pockets story:
>cute girl in line in behind me
>”hey, how are you doing?“
>oh f-ck conversation
>”oh, i’m good, and you?“
>”that’s good, are you busy this sat-rday?“
>”i, don’t think so”
>she points to ear
>wearing a bluetooth headset
>it all makes sense
>drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>there’s a hole in my pockets
>spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
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