Spaghetti Supper
when a lady is giving birth and her partner proceeds to perform c-nn-l-ng-s (goes down on) her to help ease the pains of childbirth. then, suddenly the lady comes and the baby shoots out in a shower of blood and placenta, covering the lover’s face and upper torso. the partner catches the baby. we hope.
frank is such a good daddy! when i was giving birth he ate the spaghetti supper to help me through the pain.
i didn’t know i was pregnant until we had a little spaghetti supper accident in bed.
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