spakmaster!
spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that you’re favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!
robyn: look bullet for my valentine are playin in february!!!!!
matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) can i have two tickets for bullet for my valentine?
robyn: are you taking me!??!
matty: no, dan!
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