spalker
a car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your sp-ce. most usually at wal-mart, but also happens at upper cl-ss joints.
him: don’t look back, man – we’ve got a spalker behind us!
her: shut up and take these bags so i can get the keys out of my purse.
usually a relative stranger who uses your social media account for unwanted promotion. for example, someone who tags your name in facebook posts or tweets about their latest business venture , hoping for attention. the word is a contraction of spam and stalker.
he’s a spalker
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