Spam-Porking
spam-poker or spam-porking is someone will having to have s-x with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux ham! it’s a fake-me-out ham! so spam-porking is fake me out s-x or s-x for money only.
she found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his mcmansion for some spam-porking tonight! she is going to spam-pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
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