spanctuary
n. spangk-choo-er-ee
1. safe location for undetected masturbation.
2. hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. d-ld-s, vibrating love tunnels, p-rnography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).
3. the cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.
“no one ever walks in on me when i’m in the walk-in freezer – it’s my spanctuary.”
“with over a hundred thousand gadgets, morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary.”
“‘spaaancctuuarrryy!’ cried quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles.”
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