spandalized
when your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.
dude 1: “dude, look at that woman eating fried b-tter, wearing her spandex shorts.”
dude 2: “oh, nooooooooooo, i’ve been spandalized.”
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