spange

german word for “clasp” or “brace”. it is often pr-nounced like it rhymes with “range” but is in fact pr-nounced like “shponga”. many english speakers search this word on youtube, expecting to find content relating to the popular misspelling of sponge (i.e. spongebob squarepants) and are confused to find videos of weird fingernail things.
“lol search ‘spange’ on youtube”
“okay, why am i looking at gross fingernails?”
“oh, that’s weird. maybe try ‘spange-bob'”
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to collect spare change, either from couches, p-sserbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means
jimmy doesn’t have enough money for the show, he will have to spange.
a contraction of “spare change”

verb
“i am going to spange on the corner for a beer”
synonym for spare change
spare changing formerly known as panhandling. it is a common practice amidst north american homeless. usually accomplished by “flyin’ a sign” another common tactic beyond directly requesting financial -ssistance.
“dude i’m broke, n hungry, let’s spange up some dinner.”
spare change (as in panhandeling)
“spange, spange, i need a beer.”
the abbreviation of spare change set down by our forefather’s
hey you godd-mn new fad gimme some spange or ill use your nose ring to staple your d-ck to your forehead
span-juh

the, possibly mythical, “fourth orifice” that p-rn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

it is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at tvta. believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome b-ttocks.
“i was trying to give her one in the -rs-, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange”