Spangler Shower
taking sub 3 minute showers mainly to get your hair wet, then coming back to the room and dousing yourself in cologne forcing everyone else in the room to evacuate.
however, when a spangler shower is not taken, a distinct onion smell will start to spread throughout the room; also calling for evacuation.
matt goes to the shower room while his roommates are playing video games. before they get through the first quarter, matt is already back and dried off.
andrew- “matt, you’re back already?”
matt- “yea…why?”
ryno- “yo andrew, he just got back from a spangler shower!”
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