spanish inquisition
1) a very clever sketch performed by the monty python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms…
2) what n-body expects.
n-body expects the spanish inquisition!
ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
-i- don’t know – mr wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all – i didn’t expect a kind of spanish inquisition.
when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.
girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
girlfriend: why didn’t you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn’t you call?
me: d-mn! what the h-ll is this??? the spanish inquisition???
no one expects it.
cardinal ximenez: “n-body expects the spanish inquisition!”
a heteros-xual lovemaking position wherein:
• the man -j-c-l-t-s inside the woman just before she is about to -rg-sm
• then unexpectedly performs oral s-x to finish her off
• finally, shouts “n-body expects the spanish inquisition!”
example 1:
he felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the spanish inquisition.
example 2:
man:
man: n-body expects the spanish inquisition!
an awful time in jewish and general history, the spanish inquisition was commenced by queen isabel and king ferdinand of spain. jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to roman catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
the spanish inquisition may have affected christopher columbus to be quiet about his own jewish heritage.
a s-xual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.
” holy sh-t! that spanish inquisition felt awesome!!!!”
←
Read Also:
- distorted mirrors
the most hardcore band ever. dude, distorted mirrors is awesome!
- Jackson Pollock
1. american abstract expressionist painter 2. a s-xual act in which a male -j-c-l-t-s over a partner’s face or chest. a variant of this act involves turning around after -j-c-l-t–n and p-ssing gas in close proximity to the -j-c-l-t-d area or the partner’s nose. she’s such an unpleasant person; i hope she gets a jackson […]
- tfw no gf
tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. a statement of utter companionlessness. these exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf. people who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful […]
- Jonah
one of the neatest people you will ever meet. they are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real -ssholes when they get angry. most may seem shy but they have large d-cks and can be sure to satisfy anyone. that new kid is definitely a jonah. jonah is the most amazing guy you could […]
- French girls
simply the most beautiful and greatest girls on this planet. – man, that french girl, she’s so awesome dude. – i know, she’s french man! french girls are cool. 1) cl-ssy, exotic girls who give good head to their love. 2) a woman who is thrilled by a man who she knows is cold toward […]