spanish omelette


typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: at first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. with high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

if you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don’t mistreat people the “spanish” word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
after you -j-c-l-t- from simulating s-x with your partner’s br–sts, you stir your p-n-s around in the c-m pooled on her chest and neck.
jake t-tty f-cked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.
when a couple engaging in -n-l s-x uses b-tter to lubricate the -n-s, and olive oil to lubricate the p-n-s. upon -j-c-l-t–n inside the -n-s, the mixture is referred to as a spanish omelette.
i rubbed b-tter on brandy’s -ss, and stuck my olive oil covered c-ck in it. i came in her -ss, and she pushed the mixture out and had a spanish omelette for breakfast!
to get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls v-g-n-. then to f-ck her ever so hardly. then to c-m inside her and wait for everything to “c-m” out. (ahehe). then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :d.
eric: -f-cks yew so harrddd-

kat: -feels the ingredients moving-

eric: whoop! i c-mmed! lets wait :d

kat: -c-ms out ingredients-

eric: -makes spanish omelette and carries kat to the candle lit dinner-

kat: ohhh eriicc! your so romantic!

-f-cks on table-

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