Spanish Triathlon
an athletic endurance compet-tion for couples comprising of three consecutive events. the two partic-p-nts usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. this is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop s-xual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.
originally inspired by the legendary ironman triathlon held every year in hawai’i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary s-xual prowess of the normal hispanic male or female.
joe: hey luis! wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
luis: sorry man, i’m preparing allison for her first spanish triathlon beginning this friday night.
joe: oh sh-t dude, you’re a total f-cking ironman!
luis: please save it joe, i’m just getting started. just wait till i really decide to break her in half!
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