spank
a unit of measurement of the h-m-s-xuality of a person. often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to spks similar to litres to l
1. omg did you here about max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the spankometer.
2. “do you think jesse is gay? asked alanah “well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion” replied grace.
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1. a disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. a fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the b-tt to induce s-xual pleasure.
al:
def. 1: sally cries.
def. 2: sally moans with pleasure.
verb
1. to slap on the b-ttocks with a flat object or with the open hand, as for punishment.
2.adults smack eachothers b-ttocks w/ flat object such as a belt for s-xual pleasure.
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2. hit across b-ttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly
1. “man, i’m gonna spank to that alisha kl-ss video tonight.”
2. “next time you spill your drink, i’ll spank you.”
3. “brother, the cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow.”
what is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.
kid: no! i’ll behave and be a good boy. don’t displine me!
adult: yes! i’ve been misbehaving and been a bad boy! discipline me!
an alternative way of saying thank you.
“spanks for the ride!”
1. spank means to lay your hand on somebody at a high velocity.
2. fictional drug in the video game “grand theft auto 3”.
3. a term meaning “very cool”. the word spank is lesser known in this context, but has been used by the likes of eddie on the show “grounded for life”.
1. you gonna get spanked!
2. there’s slangers dealing spank all over the streets of liberty city.
3. that car is spank!
a s-xual fetish act where a submissive woman’s -ss is playfully tanned by a dominant man for both their pleasure. however, if both the man and the woman aren’t consenting adults, it becomes abuse and is illegal
spanking can either be bare handed or with a spanking implement like a hairbrush
spanking can either be over the knee or on a spanking horse. it can also be used as a non-s-xual disciplinary measure.
my husband spanked me real hard yesterday night and i can’t sit down today.
the hot chick i took home yesterday night was acting up so i took her in hand and spanked her sweet -ss and she loved it.
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