spank-it blanket


a blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you m-st-rb-t- or receive manual stimulation.
i am all ready to go see fifty shades darker, i have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.
a spooge covered blanket as coined by jeff cohen
before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

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