spank take out
man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing p-rn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.
dude: “are you on your way home from work?”
righteous dude:”yep, after my ‘spank take out’ i’m ready to eat my dinner!”
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