spank the clit
verb. an expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.
steve: “man, there’s nothing going on tonight. i think i’m just gonna stay in.”
billy: “you gonna stay home, pop in a couple of p-rns and spank the cl-t?”
steve: “is there something wrong with that?!”
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