spank the monkey
when a man m-st-rb-t-s or strokes his p-n-s
all of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
to m-st-rb-t-; vigerously stroke your p-n-s untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my f-ckign d-ck peels
m-st-rb-t–n- male only.
i was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
to have a w-nk cf choking the chicken
i’m just off to spank the monkey
in houston many will say that it means -n-l s-x, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys m-st-rb-t- not women but i hear in some places it doesn’t matter if your male or female
i wanna spank her monkey
i wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
spank the monkey is the greatest internet game ever!
lets play spank the monkey!
when a woman m-st-rb-t-s
she spanks her monkey too much
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