Spank Wangler
a term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. for most girls the prospect of dating a spank w-ngler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter… loads of fun but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you.
bunny: “hey check out that guy over there, he’s a total hotty.”
jane: “yeah but he’s trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring”
bunny: “d-mnit, he’s a total spank w-ngler”
male who is envied by both s-xes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
jane – gosh look at him he’s buff
bunny – i did him, couldn’t walk for a week, ee’s a right spank w-ngler!!
george – i’ed do him!!!
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