spankito suave
1- a latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the puerto rican or mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. he will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. other things he will do include unb-ttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. he doesn’t believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.
2- a generic latin singer who straddles the line between straight and gay
3- someone who likes to w-nkerbate on a regular basis
“if it wasn’t for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt.”
“ricky martin is a spankito suave.”
“ese spankito suave le gusta jugar con el pnrz.”
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