spanklish


spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and english is the language of … most everything else. so it was only a matter of time before they entwined themselves around each other and began engaging in a modern threesome. this term refers to any conversation that combines english, spanish, and all things bedroom. ¡porque cuando estas en cama, no puedas tener suficientes palabras … ni suficientes lenguas!
him: mi amor, quiero que me lengua p-ssé por tus labios.
you: mm, si, speak spanklish to me, bebe.
spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and english is the language of most everything else. so it was only a matter of time before these tres s-xy lenguas entwined their limbs around each other and had a linguistic threesome. this is the hybrid language you slip into when your bedfellow is bilingual. porque cuando estas en cama, nunca puedas tener suficientes palabras!
“tell it to me in spanklish.”
“o si, quiero spank mi bebe’s -ss.”

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