Spaq


the remaining dried-on s-m-n left on a fabric after -j-c-l-t–n. when the “wet-patch” after s-x/masturbation dries, it forms spaq.
eww, there’s spaq on the quilt! who was sleeping here last night!?

clean up the wet spot! we don’t want any spaq!

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