sparkle penis
edward cullen’s p-n-s in the novel series twilight. since he is a vampire who sparkles, it’s only logical that his p-n-s sparkles as well.
it is -ssumed that because robert pattison is playing cullen in the twilight movie, he will has a sparkle p-n-s as well.
“my, what a sparkly… sparkle p-n-s!”
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