sparkletime
quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother jake jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now “seeking employment”, though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.
free tickets for the giants game, huh? vip seats, huh? free beer and hot dogs until i puke, huh? well, no can do. it would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!
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