Sparkling vagina
noun.
-a piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as shakira, that makes the v-g-n-l area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.
-when someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
joe: “the body’s craving, to feed the hungry!”
mike: “what you singin’, man?”
joe: just a shakira song, nothin’ wrong with ‘dat, yo.”
mike: “d-mn, that shakira…whattya do with a l-ss like that?”
joe: “dunno, maybe look at her sparkling v-g-n- all day?”
mike: “d-mn, that sparkling v-g-n-…whattya do with a sight like that???”
joe: “you m-st-rb-t- to it.”
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