sparknotes

mankind’s greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book’s about without spending countless hours reading the d-mn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.
oh f-ck. i have a test on macbeth tomorrow. sparknotes to the rescue!
website that enables many students to p-ss. it’s not cheating, its ‘helping’.
“i wouldn’t have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if i hadn’t used sparknotes!”
not necessarily a tool for the slackers. people who have read the actual book can also use it to get grounds for their ideas, see important themes missed, and get aquinted with the public opinion; so that by the time of the actual test, one’s opinion is supported, strong, ellaborative and -n-lytical.

besides, it’s written in good english and is proven to be surprisingly reliable; with the exeption of some trivial tries for ‘abstract’ thought wandering, which could be easily spotted, anyhow.
why wikipedia when you have sparknotes?
why get a b when you have sparknotes?
a godsend when teachers/lecturer’s -ssign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.
“i would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn’t for spark notes”
“spark notes is king”
the lazy persons way to do a book report, study for a test, or do a project without…acually reading the book.

designed for: kids who sleep, annoying kids, hung-over college students, super-seniors, and everyone else who thinks reading is gay.
kid 1(on instant messanger): g-d im finally done with that f-cking book and the book report, rose of sharon is a stinky hoe.
kid 2(on instant messanger): oh sh-t i gotta finish that
::10 minutes later::
kid 1(on instant messanger): give up?
kid 2(on instant messanger): f-ck no i used sparknotes
a gift to man from on high! a way for every lazy high schooler to get the jist of nearly any book while letting the gay kids actually go through the trouble of reading a book all the way through…

don’t use sparknotes if you think starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you’re a guy and like it in the p–per…
read gulliver’s travels by tomorow? f-ck that i’ve got xbox to play…i’ll just sparknote it…

this is sparknotes…this is beer…
a website that makes english cl-ss useless, if it isn’t already.
the teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on spark notes they understood it.

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