Sparrowhawk
the absolute worst variation of a joke that could ever, in all existence and time, occur. usually performed by a specific person, see r-t-rd, hairy for more details. if you succeedingly accomplish a sparrowhawk, also identified as a “sh,” surrounding persons are free to completely silence, injure, or at greater extents permenantly damage/disable the sparrowhawk-er. a sparrowhawk could possibly be compared to a dud, joke -ssasin, only multiplied to an extreme extent.
“so th-”
“please, save yourself before you sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before i take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed.”
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