sparta

a verb, to kick someone in the chest while yelling “sparta!”
when bill was being a jerk, mike spartad him into the pool.
–interjection
a term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). strikes fear and horror into others. especially effective against persian armies.

-noun
an ancient city in s greece: the capital of laconia and the chief city of the peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. also called lacedaemon.

-verb
to ravishly fulfill one’s carnal desires.
opportune times to yell “sparta!”:
-while defending sparta
-while defending greece
-while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
-while leading the spartan army into battle
-while in the phalanx formation
-before chugging a beer
-after chugging a beer
-at random people walking down the street
-before taking a final exam
-in a crowded elevator
-during an -rg-sm… nice
-in the middle of a heist
-while battling a monkey
-while brushing your teeth
-while waiting in line at a dining hall
-with a mouth full of cereal and milk
-the minute quiet hours start
-in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
-when you see someone get shanked
-while receiving a bj
-while giving a bj?
-in the shower
-in a public bathroom
-when the teacher calls on you
-when the teacher doesn’t call on you
-when receiving the n-bel peace prize
-when answering the phone
-after motorboating a b-tch
-while motorboating a b-tch?
-during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun sh-ts)
-while out to dinner with girlfriends parents
-prior to introductions with someone new (ex. sparta!!!!!!….hi, i’m paul)
-while getting on a ski lift
-after winning an eating/drinking contest
sparta is a city in southern greece. in antiquity it was a dorian greek military state, originally centered in laconia. as a city-state devoted to military training, sparta possessed the most formidable army in the greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the athenian and persian empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of greece.laconia or lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of sparta, though the name “sparta” is now used for both. the kings of sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of heracles.

the city of sparta lies at the southern end of the central laconian plain, on the right bank of the river evrotas. the site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate laconia and the southern peloponnesus via the langhda p-ss over mt taygetus. at the same time, its distance from the sea—sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, gythium—made it difficult to blockade.
it’s a place in ancient greece called sparta
noun
1. madness!!!
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: it is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.
“man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? that was sheer sparta…”
“he should seek help…”

douchebag “this is madness!”
bad-ss “madness? this! is! spartaaaa!”
a city of ancient greece inhabited by bad–sses and a bad–ss rock band.
sparta rule but the greeks are sc-m.
sparta is the unambiguous answer to any “what” question. e.g., “what is two plus two?” “sparta”, “what does that road sign up ahead say?” “sparta”, “what’s the quickest way to get to greece?” “sparta”, etc. in a strictly literal sense, sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of chuck norris if he were to have a kid with king leonidas.
person a, pointing at bonzai tree: “what is this?”
person b, picking up bonzai tree: “this is sparta.”
to sparta- to kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
sparterd- being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.
spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
conor- shut up or i will sparta you!

matt- dude you got sparterd.

sam- look he’s spartaring that guy!

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