Sparta High School


hick school in sparta, wisconsin, also known as spartard. common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, wal mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

the football team is the pre-game show for the band.

“hey, i gradumacated from sparta high school!! i’m edumacated now!!”

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