sparta kick

1. the act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an “a” at the end.

2. kicking someone in the chest.

both derived from the famed scene in 300
1-
person a: aww, i see you’re playing a xylophone.
person b: this is marimbaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

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dude did you see that ufc fight? that guy just totally got sparta kicked.
a kick that is delivered while the kicker yells “this is sparta” at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.
bob: hey john.
john: what?
bob: this is sparta!!
john:aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
bob: thats my fifth sparta kick today.
to yell “this is sparta!” and subsequently kick someone into a huge well.
leonidas: madness? this is sparta!!! -performs a sparta kick on xerxes-
a kick usually performed by lifting ones leg to chest level and pushing forward with intention to kill.
“madness?” “this is sparta!!!” -kicks someone into a hole-

gannondorf can perform this action in super smash bros. brawl for the nintendo wii system by pressing forward and a with the gamecube controller or forward and 2 with the wii remote held sideways.

“ima sparta kick someone”
to kick the living h-ll out of someones chest with the flat of the bottom of your foot.
“that midget wouldnt shut the f-ck up so i sparta kicked it.”
sandals that look like they could be worn by the spartans. most likely to be worn by females, also known as “gladiator shoes”.
“dude check out that chick’s sandals. i think she was in that movie 300. well, those spartakicks definitely were.”
spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person’s full body m-ss through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where king leonidas kicks the persian amb-ssador down a well.
“william wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife.” “malcolm reynolds spartakicked krull into the engine of the serenity when niska’s enforcer would not listen to reason.”

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