spartan hero
f-ck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bl–dy d-ck and slap it into her face. the blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a h-ll of a battle. pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
maybe you wanna shout out something like “this ain’t madness. this is sparta biaaatch”. but a simple “inya face” will do it as well.
markus wife refused to make him some godd-mn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
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