Sparty Watch
the msu act of throwing an all night dance party at the sparty statue during michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching u of m students.
“lets go john, we need to go to sparty watch in order to keep those inbred university of michigan students from f-cking with the sparty statue.”
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