spashed
spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. the word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. so while you might have meant to say smashed (which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the sp-ce while your thinking about the word and you come up with “spashed”
aahh! dude, i’m like amm!! what’s it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!
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