Spasmgasm
(n)- to -j-c-l-t- uncontrollably during any given time
johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.
when the sound of one’s -rg-sm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.
last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. i thought a baby seal was dying.
an involuntary bodily spasm resembling the pleasant sensation of an -rg-sm in another part of the body that would not usually experience -rg-sm.
adjectival derivatives:
spasmgasmic
spasmgasmical
spasmicgasmic
spasmicalgasmical
i am having a spasmgasm in my neck!
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