spastard
who those annoying people who are both spastics and b-st-rds.
a person for whom both the insults “spastic” and “r-t-rd” apply. spas-tard.
you f-cking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.
not quite a spatic, not quite a r-t-rd, but god are they f-cked up!
daniel is a spastard
one whom is both spastic and a b-st-rd
you f-cking spastard! you make me glad i never married your father.
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