Spastic Coupon


means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
i bought thing a at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. it was a spastic coupon! that person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. that person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

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